This is my second blog.
Have a happy and safe holiday everybody!
|"So that little thing in the wall at nose level is a power|
|"What? I thought you had snacks in the lobby.|
Can I finish it anyway?"
|"My last vet thought he could get me to|
open my mouth too."
|"No, I do not want to come out and meet you.|
No, you do not seem like a nice human."
|"See this? It's going to be holding your bloody|
right testicle if you even suggest taking my
temperature with that thing!"
|"NO NEEDLES! NO NEEDLES!"|
|"No, I'd rather stay down here if you don't|
mind. That metal table is awfully cold."
|"It's true. Sometimes I don't pick up on|
|"So you say we're not twins. How|
interesting that we like the same food."
|"And then they like changed my brand|
of cat food. Like right out of the blue,
without discussing it or anything. So I
freaked right out. And I'm not eating
again, until I can have my Mushy
Munchies back. Understood?
|"Oh big deal. I thought I'd fit. Don't act like|
something like this has never happened to you."
|"Worms? There's no way I have worms.|
My God, I'll be ruined socially if this gets
|"No, I don't have bad thoughts|
about my owners. Why do you
|"What do you suppose he's going to do with|
that? Looks like something you'd use on a
bigger animal. A St. Bernard maybe. Don't
|"I tend not to see things in black and white.|
I'd like to hear all of my options."
|"You're gonna remove what? From where?|
Are you sh*tting me? NFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd like to call my lawyer, please. Right now!"
|"...so the Fluffmeister says, hey, the humans left|
out the turkey fryer, we could make our cat food
nice and crunchy, and I said, I don't know how to
use it, and he said, no problem I know how to use
it. Here, I'll turn it on..."
|"That stuff tastes like crap, dude. I'm|
not going to take that once a day, even
if you wrap it in goose liver. It tastes
like a rat's ass, man, I'm not kidding!"
|"A bee. She dressed me as a f**king bee to|
go to the Vet. Could you maybe help me
get adopted out elsewhere?"
|"You might think it odd that I follow Courtney|
Love on Twitter when I am so into Katy Perry,
but I really think I'm very versatile artistically"