By Emma X
Don't worry. There's always
something crawling out from
under the next rock.
|Never look a gift horse in her mendacious mouth.|
The staff at Politifact have made a good living off of Michele's
public delusions, but it looks like the crazy train is pulling
into the station for the last time.
Congresswoman Bachmann says that she is not leaving because of two current investigations into campaign ethics violations, or fear that she will not regain her seat after a hotly contested 2014 run. Considering her overall Politifact record of greater than 75% falsehood in statements checked, that is probably exactly why she is folding her tent. Sources close to the Congresswoman state that she is 'very upset' about inquiries by the Congressional Ethics Committee. If she gives up her seat, the whole issue goes away. A scandal-free record allows her to enter the lucrative world of punditry. She will still have a platform to fight against Kenyan-born Obama and the Muslim Brotherhood in Washington. She authored no significant legislation while in office anyway.
|High Priestess of Hyperbole|
History will judge as to whether she was merely
crazy or completely crazy. We vote for both
full out Bull Goose Looney and Bat Shit Crazy.
Genius must be recognized.