The Annual Brass Balls Awards
Presented By Rand Colbert
|Rand Colbert, Stephen Colbert's Cat|
Rand has a pretty substantial pair himself.
|The Feline version of the Golden Globes,|
the prestigious Brass Balls are awarded to
self-righteous egotists with microphones
who just don't know when to stop.
|The hand-sculpted award|
is made from high quality
polished brass, and would
make an excellent key chain
or church key.
And here are the winners, in no particular order, just like the state of their brains:
|The Tea Party Movement,|
who took a financial reform
idea and transformed it into
the thing they feared most, the
end of traditional American
values as we know them.
| Additionally, an honorable mention|
to Rep. Louie Gohmert who this week
blamed President Obama for creating
a new Ottoman Empire. Way to be
relevant, sir. Actually, its interesting
to understand how far back your
paranoia goes. Congrats, Louie.
|Be sure to watch Rafalca on the special 2013|
Celebrity Pet Edition of
Dancing With The Stars!
|And an honorable mention to|
Marcus Bachmann, who uses his
own guilt about God and sexuality
and his wife's political platform to
convert other people's anxiety to profit.
We knew you had 'em, Marcus!
|Mitt Romney has also received the 2012|
Conservative Chameleon Award for
promoting lizard awareness.