A Fistful of Dollars
By Emma X
Revolutionary Royalty As
Interpreted By Bainsy.
|Mittens Romney, the King of Tomcat Foolery.|
Mittens plans to be living a life of ease on
Anonymous money is coming into the campaign so quickly that there is little oversight. So Mittens made his trademark ridiculous grand gesture by enrolling Bainsy in art lessons courtesy of the RNC. After all, the Romney's stupid horse has a choreographer. Mittens feels that at least $100,000 should go to improving the quality of life for future first felines. As it turns out Bainsy is pretty good at the drawing thing. Mittens has promised that he can create Mitt's official Presidential portrait once they are enjoying afternoon snoozes on the couch in the Oval Office.
|Bainsy says the Mormon|
underwear itches even more
under the artist smock. In a
household that believes in the
'trickle down' theory Mittens
doesn't hesitate to trickle down
on Bainsy, who rarely under-
stands the mission.
Personally I am delighted for Mittens's prospects. But as I have said before, he and I don't agree on the true nature of power. His methods leave him dependent on the fortunes of others. Any human elected President is beholden to the people who put him in office. Mitt will have to answer to the corporate mega-dollars that landed him in the Pennsylvania Avenue residence. And Mittens, even as 'first feline' will still live at the whim of his humans, who might one day decide to purchase a kitten carrier for the roof of their Presidential limousine. Still, whatever happens I am hopeful that Mittens will come out on top, metaphorically speaking. In these trying political times, we need a sagacious cat in the White House.
|The Koch Brothers, as drawn by Bainsy.|
Bainsy has really taken to the art lessons
and has been actively sketching whoever is
hanging around the house.
|Republican Women were aware that Clint|
Eastwood had probably mixed up his meds,
but they were still strangely fascinated by the
strong geriatric sexual undercurrent of his
bizarre hallucinogenic ramblings.
|Invisible Obama vs. Invisible Donations|
Who will actually sit in the seat of power?