By Emma X
Top drawer, left hand side of
the bureau, behind the underwear.
|Harold and Kumar, please!|
I know you think its fun to get your
cat high and watch him do stupid
stuff, but it's not necessary. He'll
do stupid stuff anyway. He's a cat.
|Cannabis using cats are adopting human|
entertainments and abandoning instinctual
|Cats and humans seem to experience cannabis the|
same way, and exhibit similar behavior patterns while
under the influence.
|Rocky Mountain High|
80,000 people met in front of the Colorado State Capitol
building on 4/20 to celebrate pot legalization. Growers
gave out free samples. Humans and pets alike were
overwhelmed by the staggering smaze of schwag.
Some folks have suggested that I compromise and move The Revolution to Denver. Everyone would be willing to join me there, now that pot is legal in that state. But I was not born a Colorado Coon. And my vision for feline freedom and dignity never included leading a gaggle of wasted kibble-crunching moggies across the Continental Divide. I will keep fighting the good fight for the kittens of tomorrow. I implore pot smoking felines to clean up their act and consider the future of the species. After all, if we were meant to go through life as giggly, hungry, stupid, drooling, uncoordinated virgins, we'd be dogs. Or programmers.
|The Best of What's Around|
We all know somebody who takes it too far.
ObiWan used to be a staunch advocate for
feline rights. Now he just eats Cheetos and
listens to the Dave Matthews Band all day.
|Get it together, felines. We're better than this.|
Let's face it. If it were up to this crew, Timmy would die
at the bottom of that well. "Ah, let's see. There was
something I was supposed to tell you..."