By Emma X
One more small step for mankind that
NASA says the phallic figure is a natural result of one of its six-wheeled rovers changing direction. Don't you believe it. Those guru geeks at the controls love to play with their joy sticks, and I'm sure one boring afternoon they decided to put their equipment through some paces. The dorks drew a dork. They should proudly own up to it, and not even suggest it was inadvertent. It's a good joke. Of course, I am not one to criticize, seeing as the last MCR blog was basically just a full page of fart references. (For those of you who enjoy that sort of thing, please read 'Inherit the Wind'. For those of you who might be offended, my humble apologies, and please know for future reference that the tone of this newsletter will probably not improve.)
|Mohawk Guy was always a little too hip|
for his peer group. My conspiracy theory
says he was the mastermind behind the
whole boner brouhaha at NASA.
|The new Martian Grand|
Canyon near Olympus Mons.
The NASA nomes opted to not
include female goddess imagery
when vandalizing the red planet.