In A Binder
By Emma X
Really? Three more weeks
Mittens is proud of Mitt's personal growth. In the course of this campaign Mitt has met actual people of color, discovered that the middle class is the source of his personal wealth, and figured out that women have issues more than once a month. He is certainly ready to be President now. And if not, no worries. If he gets into a bind, I'm sure someone will bring him a binder. Probably a female under assistant making $.72 on the dollar.
|My good friend Mittens |
is the Romney's cat. He loves
absurdity and is always willing
to participate in an adventure.
|Its the secret formula for Koch. |
The RNC has spent considerable time and money
to make sure that every campaign is on the same page.
|Mitt seemed very far right in the early days, but|
once he picked a Neo-conservative running mate to
appease the base he went stampeding toward centrist
votes. It is a preconceived strategy that
appears to have worked well for him.
|Mitt has discovered the Middle Class.|
He is burning the midnight oil trying to figure out
how to effectively solicit their vote.
|The Perfect Storm.|
The Republicans needed a candidate that could
be quick on his feet. Mitt has been training his
whole career to be that guy. He represents a
significant turning point in the culture of
|Three ring binder or three ring circus?|
Sarah Palin and Mitt Romney may have
read the same materials.
|Bainsy found this one in the boy's room.|
Not quite what we were looking for, but a
powerful metaphor non the less.
|I'm sitting on a few binders myself. |
The plan is simple.
1. Figure out what's wrong
2. Figure out how to fix it
3. Self deport to Maine
I bet you humans are jealous now.