Twerkin' For a Living
By Emma X
"I came up in this Party time
Wow. TV Networks would kill for a cliff-hanger reality show like this one. How will it all work out? Well, stay tuned. The far right thinks they know. They believe that 2014 Democratic candidates will all go home post election without a rose, because Republicans have faith in their own philosophical sex appeal. Regardless of what polls tell them, they have been out there twerkin' the message.
While lazy, Godless Democrats were enjoying the August break, the righteous rabid right was out on the road trying to convince Americans that shutting down the government is the only moral option available to us. Obamacare is a Progressive cancer that threatens the financial stability and the well being of our country. The cure? Threaten the financial stability and well being of our country!
This tactic has actually been tried before, with very poor political results for Conservatives. But the Neo-phytes are short on Party history and common sense. They have come full circle to a solution that attacks their own base in the entitlements pocketbook. If you are of the opinion that such a move is not entirely rational, then you have not been caught up in the excitement of the Conservative Media Road Show. It's raucous, its raunchy, and the star performers think they have perfected their moves.
So FOX now has its 'youth' appeal, The House has its movers and shakers, and Republicans are back in charge of foreign policy. What could go wrong? All the dominoes are in place for a 2014 Conservative election landslide. But before that happens, we can all look forward to some rollicking, ass-shaking good old fashioned fun. This is not your grandma's Tea Party anymore. By all means, enjoy the ride.
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