By Muffy Furburger
|Muffy Furburger, free lance contributor.|
Folks, if oral sex is wrong, I don't want to be
Of course, some of us have a different definition of 'crimes against nature'. Polluting the air, poisoning aquifers, destroying habitats, hunting animals to extinction and fishing marine populations until food fish are endangered all come to mind. But conservatives oppose regulation in these areas. What's burning their craw is what's going on in adult bedrooms in Virginia, and very likely elsewhere. The 'crimes against nature' old Cooch is referring to are adult acts that are an affront to his religious beliefs, and since he has a personal relationship with God Himself, your personal relationships must necessarily come into question.
His absolute knowledge about what is moral and ethical does not extend to his business practices. Coochie-coo 'forgot' to claim thousands of dollars worth of gifts from major benefactor Star Scientific, or mention that he owned more than $50,000. of stock in the company with whom he had dealings as Attorney General. When submitting paperwork for his Gubernatorial run, gifts from other corporations to Ken and his family totaling over $100,000 also slipped his mind. State authorities ruled no foul on the part of their Attorney General and allowed him to amend his financial disclosures. Cuccinelli definitely does not support opponent Terry McAuliffe's proposal to ban political gifts and give Virginia's ridiculously lax ethics laws some teeth. His Crimes Against Nature statute does not ban knob gobbling with political cronies and influence peddlers (metaphorically speaking, of course).
So here is how the Crimes Against Nature law reads:
"If any person carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony...".
Cucinelli told a newspaper reporter why he supports restrictions on the sexual behavior of consenting adults. He said, "My view is that homosexual acts, not homosexuality, but homosexual acts are wrong. They're intrinsically wrong. And I think in a natural law based country it's appropriate to have policies that reflect that. ...They don't comport with natural law." It has to be a proud day for a politician when you put forth potential legislation that would be resoundingly approved by the President of Iran and the Taliban. And how is it that America is a country of 'natural laws'? I view laws as secular social constructs myself. In a free society we create them to protect ourselves against guys like Cooch.
|Violations of Islamic law are 'offenses against God and|
nature, including one's own nature'. Ken hates Sharia Law.
He's going to make sure it doesn't happen here. The Prophet's
sex police are un-American. Jesus' sex police know what's what.
|Give your honey a thrill tonight.|
Tomorrow it may be illegal.