Kicking the Can Down the Road to Prosperity
by Rand Colbert
|Rand Colbert, Stephen Colbert's Cat|
'unum percent resurgam'
John Boehner knuckled under, that's what happened. He's going to regret that capitulation when the NRA declares RINO season open. Good luck to all those closet Liberals when the base gets fired up again and reloads.
Oh well, no use crying over spilt cream. It is just a bump in the road to midterms. I must remember the Objective. Howard Roark would focus on 2014, and so will I. We can correct it all there. Congress has the equivalent of a legislative time machine. That's how we got to the 'cliff' in the first place, by kicking the proverbial can down the road to a new legislative session. When the 113th Congress gets it together they can extend, revoke, refuse or otherwise change the trajectory of the Obama fiscal fiasco. We just need to play the game until we take over the Senate in two years. Then we can retroactively revoke my tax increase, and get America back on the right financial course. It may seem nonsensical, even unpatriotic and arrogant, but fighting Socialism is hard. If this country has to go through the fiscal equivalent of Ground Hog Day, so be it. We need to take control of both Houses. I want my hard earned money back.
Freshmen Congressmen only need to follow the sterling example of the 112th session, and block Obama's moves any way possible. Those patriots passed less legislation than any other Congress in history. We can keep that anti-momentum going, starting with the upcoming debt ceiling talks. It's ok if we vote to not pay our bills. That is the only way that the world will understand that Socialism does not work. History will thank us if we have the resolve to stand firm.
|Wiley Neo Conservatives|
in the 113th Congress have a sure fire plan
to bring us to fiscal glory.
In the meantime boys (and I suppose girls) keep the faith! Block everything this President tries to do. Keep kicking that fiscal can until the Elite Socialist Liberal Democratic scourge becomes too weary to function. True Americans will thank you for it. For now please protect those defense contracts, gentlemen. A super yacht requires a lot of upkeep!
|The so-called Fiscal Cliff was actually the first|
steep hill of what will prove to be an exhilarating
roller coaster ride. Fasten your seat belts.
|The opening of White RINO season|
coincidentally corresponds with Gun Appreciation Day.
It's time to thin the herd, people. There can be no compromise.