Cat Camouflage At Home 

Emma X

by Emma X

A recent blog about camouflage techniques raised a lot of excitement in the housebound cat community.  The MCR website has been flooded with e-mails from enthusiastic Revolutionaries who are developing camouflage techniques to spy on their humans indoors.    You would think the average house cat has every opportunity to listen in on his humans,  but evidently feigning sleep leads to actual sleep.  Anyway, the cat camo craze has caught on.  Here are some photos sent to our web site. 

'Muggles' Murphy is one
with the couch.  He says
he gets sat on a lot, but
still enjoys the thrill of surprise.

Discovering that he
matched the sink in
the laundry room was
fortuitous for Henry.
He learned he was
going to be neutered
and ran away.

Cats are rediscovering the natural ability their ancestors used in the wild to stalk prey. There is actually an endorphin release associated with........................................................

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.................................................and remember giggling ruins the whole effect.  Keep those good ideas coming, along with your donations.  Humans often keep cash in their pants pockets.  Check it out.

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